THE MEG (2018)

hwman

Active Member
Vâng Skyscraper và The Meg khi xem trailer thấy mặt Khựa là em bỏ ngay tư tưởng ra rạp, giờ ngồi đợi cái ngày các bác HDVietnam up lên để down thôi :)
 

Nguyen Robin

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Coi xong skyscraper thế nào cũng chửi như the great wall cho xem
Đến giờ vẫn méo tin dc Matt Damon lại nhận vai trong cái nồi lẩu ko gia vị the great wall. Còn skycraper với Rampage của a rock ko khác gì phim hạng B. The rock là sao hạng A đứng top kiếm tiền nhưng tui thấy đóng như hạch, phim nào cũng có 1 kiểu, dc mỗi cái Hercules với Faster là ngầu lòi.
 

ngdhieu

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Đến giờ vẫn méo tin dc Matt Damon lại nhận vai trong cái nồi lẩu ko gia vị the great wall. Còn skycraper với Rampage của a rock ko khác gì phim hạng B. The rock là sao hạng A đứng top kiếm tiền nhưng tui thấy đóng như hạch, phim nào cũng có 1 kiểu, dc mỗi cái Hercules với Faster là ngầu lòi.

Y nhận cả vai cameo trong Thor Raknarog được thì tham gia the Great Wall có là gì? Có vai ta đóng, có tiền ta thu thôi....
 

ngdhieu

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Dorothy Woodend đã viết:
Add in a stalwart hero, rugged and fearless, but with a soft spot for small children and ladies with boobies. Jason Statham, who resembles a large talking penis, will do just fine.

Really, the shark is the only creature with a lick of sense in this entire film. When you think about it from the shark’s point of view, it’s the humans that are the problem. After all, The Megalodons have been minding their own business for millions of years, going about their days, chewing on giant squid and generally having a gay old time. Until one day, a metallic thing comes shooting through the ceiling of their ocean home, loud, obnoxious and full of beings who insist on yammering on about their feelings, shining lights everywhere and generally just being a huge pain in the ass.

It would be perfectly natural to want to eat these creatures, to chomp them down like ketchup chips. But the moment you take a gentle bite out of one, all holy hell breaks loose and these pipsqueaks having the nerve to shoot you in the face with a poison-dart. Again, it’s a reasonable thing to wipe them and all their assorted buzzy machines out of existence.

But before we get to the part where humans are rendered into bite-sized chunks, we must endure the establishing of the premise. I will save you from interminable exposition, and sum it up in a few sentences. In the darkest depths of the ocean, there lurk prehistoric monsters, safely ensconced behind a protective thermocline cloudbank of super cold water that keeps them housed, like tigers in a cage. In short…

Humans set sharks free.

Sharks eat the humans.

Humans get mad.

Shark also get mad.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

The end.

Or is it?

If I were a shark the size of freight train, I wouldn’t think twice about killing all the humans, starting with shark finners , before moving on to people who insist on dressing up tiny dogs, women who complain about their extravagant weddings and anyone who insists in rolling around in a large inflatable beach ball.

Next to the humans, with their horrific hairstyles, and silly little dogs, The Megseems sensible and calm, methodically going about the business of eating everything in sight. I’m with her.
 
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